Put small piles of corn meal where you see ants. They eat it, take it ‘home’, cannot digest it so it kills them. It may take a week or so especially if it rains, but it works and you do not have to worry about pets or small children being harmed.
Store opened chunk of cheese in aluminium foil. It will stay fresh longer and not mold.
Take your bananas apart when you get home from the market. If you leave them connected at the stem, they ripen faster.
The Pastor’s Ass
The pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The pastor was so please with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again. The local paper read:
Pastor’s Ass Out Front
The bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.
The next day, the local paper head line read :
Bishop Scratches Pastor’s Ass
This was much too much for the bishop, so he ordered the pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor give it to a nun in a nearby convent. The local paper hearing the news, posted the following headline the next day:
Nun Has Best Ass In Town
The bishop fainted. He informed the nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey so she sold it for $10. The next day the paper read:
Nun Sells Ass For $10
This was too much for the bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild. The next day the headlines read:
Nun Announces Her Ass is Wild and Free
The bishop was buried the next day. The moral of the story is... being concerned about public opinion can bring you much grief and misery.. even shorten your life. So be yourself and enjoy life.
Stop worrying about every one else’s Ass and you will be a lot happier even live longer.
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